Drinking in The Haterade From The Dem Left Wing
Since we’ve launched the Draft Rahm Emanuel for President PAC in March, hundreds of citizens reached out with messages of encouragement and support.
But there’s been a few not-to-nice messages from the Reflexive Angry Left. They do not like Rahm (or any centrist) at all and they’ll scream and yell at you if you even think about supporting him.
You see, there’s a battle going on for the soul of the Democratic Party.
On one side, we have centrists of the party who are focused on fixing our broken and corrupted systems to benefit the vast majority of middle class Americans.
On the other side, we have the left wing of the party screaming (mostly on social media) and calling names. People who demand things without proposing solutions. Well-intentioned people for sure as we’re all on the same side (right?) but think that doubling down on a losing strategy is the right thing to do.
Our PAC believes The Screaming Angry Left of the party needs to rethink their strategy (if not their manners) if they want to start winning elections again.
An actual e-mail conversation with a dem hater
Sent via form submission from Draft Rahm Emanuel for President 2028
Name: Nadia [redacted]
Email: [redacted]@aol.com
Message: DO NOT ENTER THE 2028 PRESIDENTIAL RACE. WE DONT NEED OR WANT ANYMORE CORPORATE DEMOCRATS, INCLUDING RACISTS LIKE YOU. LEAVE US ALONE. NO ONE WANTS YOU.
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PAC Reply: Actually as it turns out lots of people want Rahm to run. We look forward to your support once he gets the nomination. Would you like a bumper sticker?
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Message: …”once he gets the nomination.” DON’T MAKE NE LAUGH! After reading my comments, what made you think I would want to donate to this asshole who only cares about his rich corporate donors? I guess you’re just as stupid and bullheaded as he is. He’s no Tim Walz and never will be. Take your bumper sticker and shove it.
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PAC Reply: We can agree on that - Rahm is no Tim Walz. Tim Walz was on a losing ticket though so we don’t want Rahm to be Tim. We didn’t ask for your donation, we were going to award you one for free to you as part of our “Asshole Commenter of the Week” program. Kindly provide your address and we will send one to you along with a a bonus gift of a a pamphlet entitled “How to Use ALL CAPS to Show Rage” by Donald Trump.
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Message: Don’t worry, Rahm will NEVER be Tim. Andy, you are way too thin- skinned to be in politics. I’ll make sure to give copies of your responses to the appropriate people when the time comes. Sorry, I hurt your feelings.
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PAC Reply:
Dear Nadia,
We don’t like you either.
Signed,
The Appropriate People